12.13.2008

Lets get textual

Have you ever had your text message inbox clogged with those annoying forwards, including the one that says 'Let's get textual' ? You scroll down and it's a bunch of 'oo's' and 'ahh's' and cyber moaning and at the very end it says 'we just had textual intercourse!'

Well, whether you know what I'm talking about or not is not the point of this blog. The point of this blog is that Scott finally got to call me tonight.

Well, he text messaged me. Then I called him. We talked for a while, but then he had to get off of the phone.. so we started texting each other.

Being in this wonderful day and age most everyone has a camera phone, including me... and now Scott.

Well, I'm pretty sure he was sitting in the dark doing his text messages.. probably under the covers in his bunk.. but I wasn't.

And boy, let me tell you, I never thought you could have so much fun through text messaging! Phone sex? Forget about it! Why have phone sex when you can type dirty things to each other and include oh so raunchy pictures that tell the EXACT story of what you are doing to yourself?

It was amazing. I sent him approximately 37 pictures of me and my.. ahem... well, everything that makes me female.. and.. well.. you know, probably a little more than just what makes me female!

He was loving it. I was, too. It really took a lot of sexual tension away from me.. at least for a minute.

I think everybody should have textual intercourse at least once in their lives.. I highly recommend it!

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