101 things you probably didn't need to know about me.

101 things you probably don't know about me:

1. I was born on Superbowl Sunday.
2. My initials (before marriage) were NFL
3. I sang a solo in the fifth grade play
4. I sang, danced, and played instruments in the Orff Festival in fifth grade
5. I was a first chair flutist all through middle school.
6. I watched my cousin get molested when I was five years old
7. One of my sisters died two weeks before she turned 16.
8. I was 2
9. I got jumped by a group of black boys in fourth grade
10. Because I was fat
11. I got straight A's all through elementary school
12. I was in GATE (Gifted and Talented Education) during elementary school
13. I quit because I just wanted to be normal and not be smart anymore
14. I started a dance group called 'The Five Singing Toes' when I was like 9
15. I choreographed dances with my four friends
16. We performed at family functions and birthday parties
17. I am a victim of the pop epidemic
18. And I love Britney, Christina, Mandy, Jessica, and the Backstreet Boys
19. My first boyfriend was my best friend Anthony
20. He is gay
21. We have been friends since we were in diapers
22. I watched him have sex with my boy cousin when we were 12.
23. More than once
24. Him and I fooled around from the time we were 10 until 17.
25. He officially took my 'virginity' when we were 15
26. I was the apple of my dad's eye until him and my mom divorced
27. He had open heart surgery the day before 7th grade started
28. He hasn't been the same since and it kills me
29. My dad used to abuse me physically and verbally after his open heart surgery
30. I attempted suicide almost everyday from the time I was 13 to 15
31. I was hospitalized for almost succeeding once.
32. I started using meth when I was 15.
33. I skipped town three times from the time I was 14 to 17
34. I spent the majority of my meth addiction living on the streets
35. Because my dad threw me out
36. And my mom was wrapped up in abusive boyfriends and alcohol
37. I had my first threesome when I was 16 with a girl and a guy
38. Two weeks after I lost my virginity I met up with a random stranger and had sex with him in his car
39. He ditched me in the middle of no where after that
40. My first love was a grown convict that is now in jail for raping a 13 year old girl
41. He was 22, I was 16
42. I stayed the night with a strange 35 year old man when I was 16
43. He kept me addicted to crack and forced me to stay with him
44. He raped me and didn't allow me to shower or eat the whole time.
45. It lasted a little over a week.
46. I sold my mouth for cigarettes
47. I once got put in cuffs during a domestic dispute at my friends house
48. I was so far gone that I fell asleep sitting on the sidewalk
49. The two friends from my young, young childhood that I am still very close with are both gay
50. One is a girl, and one is a boy
51. I talked two of my friends into making spanking videos when we were 13 and having a sleep over
52. I saw somebody ripped limb from limb right before my eyes
53. I saw somebody stabbed in a 7-11 parking lot in the middle of crack alley, las vegas.
54. I cleaned up the blood because nobody else would.
55. I fell in drug induced love with a really hot bum named Greg.
56. We randomly met up over a course of two years
57. My husband had a girlfriend of over four years when I met him.
58. I didn't know until she contacted me after about three months
59. My first job was at Pizza Hut
60. I babysat a little boy with autism for five years
61. I spent three years climbing in and out of Anthony's window to see him because his mom hated me.
62. She hated me because I got in a huge fight with her in their front yard because she always kept him grounded.
63. We love each other now. A lot.
64. I am in love with a girl.
65. She's one of the girls I convinced to make spanking videos with me.
66. I haven't made a new friend in years.
67. I got pepper sprayed in the 8th grade.
68. At school for 'disturbing the peace' and 'obstructing an officer on duty'.
69. I still call bullshit on that.
70. I started beating the living shit out of every boy that messed with me once I got into the seventh grade.
71. I never once got in trouble for it.
72. One boy probably can't have kids now because of me.
73. I've only been in one real fight with a girl.
74. I've probably been in over 10 fights with boys.
75. I dropped out of high school in the 9th grade.
76. Because I was miserable.
77. I started smoking cigarettes when I was 13.
78. I gave my first real blow job when I was 13.
79. The boy was a stranger I met at a skate park.
80. He was 17. I was drunk.
90. My best friend and neighbor as a child was five years older than me.
91. I used to watch her boyfriends fuck, finger, and eat her out when I was a kid.
92. She taught me how to use a tampon.
93. I've never had sex with a girl by myself.
94. I've been in countless threesomes with a girl and a guy.
95. I'm afraid to have sex with a girl by myself.
96. I want to really really bad.
97. When Scott is going down on me, I imagine it's her.
98. It's the only way I can cum.
99. I have never had an orgasm from penetration.
100. I'm really good at faking it, though.
101. I can masturbate myself an orgasm in less than a minute.

WELL... there you have it.

Hahaha. Lots of sex and tragedy.

Well.. you know all the HAPPY things about me..

So.. that's that, then.

BTW.. I'm really glad he's home.

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